Thursday 21 March 2013

The "Spring Breakers" Apparel We Really Need

1. Brit's "Good Girls Go to Heaven" shirt

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Which you will be wearing ironically, natch.

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2. Alien's Hawaiian shirt

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You won't be able to pull it off, but it's going to be a lot of fun watching you try.

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3. Candy's horrifying bikini bottom

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It's like an angry neon giraffe, and I need it.

4. Cotty's mesh top

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Because it's classy, and so are you.

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5. Pastel booty shorts

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For when you want to grab your friends' asses, but also it's Easter.

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6. Literally everything on display here, minus the guns

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Because it's all perfect. And if your friends don't get your hot new style, they're not cool enough to hang with you. Go back to Bible study, nerds.

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7. Robes of shame

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They smell like bad choices and regret!

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8. Jailhouse blankets

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You don't have to be arrested for narcotics possession to rock out with these cheap, uncomfortable blankets.

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9. Cash-flavored breath freshener

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Your kiss will taste like money, because youare money.

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10. Alien's shorts

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He has so many shorts! Every fuckin' color. Surely he can spare a few.

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11. Cheap hair dye

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Look just like your favorite Spring Breakers! Finally you can match Cotty's truly putrid shade.

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12. Alien's grill

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Should be flavored to taste like booze and weed for authenticity.

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13. Alien's dreads

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Should smell like ... well, you get the idea. Throw in some sand, too, because Florida.

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14. Swimwear decorated with fake vomit

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What better way to declare, "SPRING BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES."

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