Funny jokes

Just for Fun and Laughter.
Here are some funny jokes.Read and have good time!

Funny jokes

1.How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card

2.Where do chimps pick up wild rumors?
Through the apevine

3.Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

4.What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!

5.Why did the pony have a sore throat?
She was a little horse

6.What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A piiig

7.Which snakes are good at math?
Adders

8.why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was Shellfish!

9.What do you call 100 strawberries all bunched together?
A Strawberry jam

10.What do you call an alligator who goes undercover?
An investi-gator!