Showing posts with label Funny jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 April 2013

Funny Jokes


A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

 She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.

He answered, "That's okay." 

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." 

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store , the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." 

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. 

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"That comes to $ 121.85" said the clerk.. 

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."



The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." 

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.

Never trust old ladies!!

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Life Before and After Cell Phones

Comic illustrator Angela Liao of 20px created a comic about life before and after cellphones.Illustration is good and realistic.Have Fun.


Life Before and After Cell Phones

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Funny jokes

Just for Fun and Laughter.
Here are some funny jokes.Read and have good time!
Funny jokes
Funny jokes


1.How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card

2.Where do chimps pick up wild rumors?
Through the apevine

3.Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

4.What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the phew!

5.Why did the pony have a sore throat?
She was a little horse

6.What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
A piiig

7.Which snakes are good at math?
Adders

8.why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was Shellfish!

9.What do you call 100 strawberries all bunched together?
A Strawberry jam

10.What do you call an alligator who goes undercover?
An investi-gator!